Today I was browsing around Facebook when I came across this comment on a friends profile. I have no idea who the person is who left it. Please read and re-read:
“Hehehe, the new hottie is Dan. I met him at church back in October. Turns out he grew up down the street from me but I didn’t know him because he was 4.5 years older than me. Also turns out that we were both living in LA at the same time, me at Biola, he at USC for the DDS program. He’s now a dentist with his family’s firm, preparing to take it over when his dad retires. He owns a house. He has two cars, including but not limited to a 1965 Shelby Cobra. He has a puppy named Rusty. Aside from the superficial, he’s an amazing listener, he’s funny, teases me, opens the door for me, is a spiritual leader, protects me, and is ridiculously amazing. 
“
REALLY???? SERIOUSLY???? I can’t even find a guy to date that can remember my last name.
I’m not bitter. Nope. Not at all.
The two cars seem like overkill, though.