With age comes wisdom? Ha!

The past month has been a whirlwind. A whirlwind of crap. Crap that I have brought on myself, but crap nonetheless.
First off, I am vowing to never ever again stay friends with any guy I date. If we date and it doesn’t work out, I have learned that it is much easier to never talk [...]

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Here!

Since I am ashamed of the fact that I have ignored this wonderful site for so long, I am just going to play dumb and act like I’ve been here the whole time.
Number one: I hate summer. I. Hate. Summer. Not my friend Summer, I think she’s cool. But the season is miserable. Like, I [...]

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Throwing you for a loop

This particular post you are about to read (or not read, depending on how boring it is) is not something typical of me. I have stated once or maybe twice that my spiritual life is very important to me. But I don’t normally go into any sort of detail unless I am asked. I don’t [...]

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I am not allowed to be around animals that are up for adoption ANYMORE.

Let me introduce you all to Rudy/ Lucifer / Diablo / Beelzebub / Kevin. Rudy is such a sweet name for this demon of a cat. I mean, I like him. Don’t get me wrong. But do you realize how RUDE he is? Last night, I was passed out. Completely asleep. Apparently my foot was [...]

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New Year’s Resolution / MUSIC!!!

So it’s January 2nd and I still have not made a resolution for the year. Not that I was planning to… last year I didn’t and ‘08 was one of the best years of my life. But maybe I will this year. Maybe I will set some goals for myself. I was reading some celebrity [...]

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On answering the phone

Last night I was talking to Justin and I just want to bring some things to your attention. First though, here is the conversation we had in a nutshell:
Me: So what are you doing for New Years?
Justin: I’ll probably be asleep by midnight.
M: I’m gonna call you then.
J: There’s this awesome thing about cell phones, [...]

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A few rants and other things.

Here lately I have been recieving a freaking ton of emails about being single. I’m not talking about little happy go lucky emails. It’s like someone has gone and signed me up on every online dating site they can possibly think up and now? All of a sudden? There is this guy who is 28 [...]

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I don’t have to make my own food today!

Right this very second I am sitting at my uncle’s house in Houston and it is Thanksgiving. For some reason, I can’t wrap my mind around it enough to remember that everything (except Garden Ridge) is closed. My first words this morning:
Shawn, I need coffee. Where’s the nearest Starbucks?
In the kitchen. Coffee that isn’t seven [...]

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The office is officially back to normal

Today Cassi, Michele, and Gillam all gathered in my office to corner me and threaten to kick my butt (again). This is a normal thing for them. Do I ever go in their offices and threaten their lives? NO. I DON’T. Why they think it’s ok to do this to me is something I will [...]

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Acehole

Back in August when I first moved into my new apartment, there was a tragedy in my small little family. My cat Sam, who had been mine since I was 8 years old, had passed away. I don’t think I have ever cried that much in my life. At one point I called my mom [...]

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