Here!

Since I am ashamed of the fact that I have ignored this wonderful site for so long, I am just going to play dumb and act like I’ve been here the whole time.
Number one: I hate summer. I. Hate. Summer. Not my friend Summer, I think she’s cool. But the season is miserable. Like, I [...]

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A Dating Handbook for Those Who Don’t Read Between the Lines: Second Edition

Last May I wrote a blog stating my frustrations with dating and what men do that annoy the crap out of me. Well friends, it has been eight months and I have decided that it’s time for some new guidelines… new suggestions, if you will.
1.) In the first post, I mentioned something about texting. My friends, [...]

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On answering the phone

Last night I was talking to Justin and I just want to bring some things to your attention. First though, here is the conversation we had in a nutshell:
Me: So what are you doing for New Years?
Justin: I’ll probably be asleep by midnight.
M: I’m gonna call you then.
J: There’s this awesome thing about cell phones, [...]

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This is so boring I can’t even think of a good title

Do you know how many posts I have started and then never finished in the past couple of weeks? A lot. That’s how much. I have no idea what to write about… there isn’t really anything too exciting going on for me. Actually, I take that back. There are a few things that I am [...]

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A random, precious find

Back in 2006, I was sitting at home because there was a ton of snow on the ground. I was bored out of my mind and put this little video together. So just a second ago I was sitting at my desk and Til Kingdom Come by Coldplay came on my Pandora. Immediately I remembered [...]

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A few rants and other things.

Here lately I have been recieving a freaking ton of emails about being single. I’m not talking about little happy go lucky emails. It’s like someone has gone and signed me up on every online dating site they can possibly think up and now? All of a sudden? There is this guy who is 28 [...]

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I don’t have to make my own food today!

Right this very second I am sitting at my uncle’s house in Houston and it is Thanksgiving. For some reason, I can’t wrap my mind around it enough to remember that everything (except Garden Ridge) is closed. My first words this morning:
Shawn, I need coffee. Where’s the nearest Starbucks?
In the kitchen. Coffee that isn’t seven [...]

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You probably don’t want to ride in a car with me in the near future unless you’re ok with repeating songs.

Please excuse me while I suffer through another writer’s block. In the meantime, please enjoy three songs that I have had on repeat for the past two weeks:
Use Somebody – Kings of Leon

Lost – Coldplay (featuring Jay-Z)

House of Cards – Radiohead

Nothing too new, [...]

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The office is officially back to normal

Today Cassi, Michele, and Gillam all gathered in my office to corner me and threaten to kick my butt (again). This is a normal thing for them. Do I ever go in their offices and threaten their lives? NO. I DON’T. Why they think it’s ok to do this to me is something I will [...]

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A replay of last night’s party. TOP THAT!

Yup. We were all a bunch of white folks dancing to rap music in the living room. I even did the Cha Cha Slide. Do you realize how much I hate that song????????

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